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Andrew James Vernon is a British long-distance runner who specialised in the 5000 metres, the 10,000 metres on track and cross country running. After the 2018 commonwealth games and started to concentrate on the roads winning Manchester Half Marathon with the aim of doing a full marathon in 2019. Vernon competed at the 2016 Summer Olympics in the men's 10,000 metres. He has also competed in two Commonwealth Games, a World Indoor Championship and six World Cross Country Championships. Vernon is a two-time European Athletics Championship medallist and a Summer Universiade gold medallist. He currently competes for Aldershot, Farnham & District AC.
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\"Nobody Else\" is a song by New Zealand musician brothers Tex Pistol and Rikki Morris. It was the follow-up single to Tex Pistol's cover of Wayne Fontana's \"The Game of Love\", which reached number one in New Zealand in 1987. \"Nobody Else\", an original song, also charted at number one.
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